Letter to the editor:
Tuesday, December 10, 2013 3:11 AM
Visitor: "What's the commotion? It's just an operation isn't it?"
Spokesman: "No, this one is different, 20 at one time makes it different, all with the same problem, all girls and all of high school age, makes this procedure really different."
Visitor: "I would assume that they all had locals?"
Spokesman: "That is what the doctor would have preferred, but there was so much crying and objections, they had to put them to sleep."
Visitor: Are they all recovering with no problems?"
Spokesman: "Not really, they are all suffering terribly from post operation depression and two tried to commit suicide!"
Visitor: "Can you explain what the doctor did to cause such unhappiness and sadness?"
Spokesman: "Oh sure, the doctor took away their cell phones."